Thursday, April 30, 2009
unless you've been living in some cave, by now, you should hv heard of this latest star-SWINE FLU! (gender unspecified)
and what a commotion its been creating in my workplace! you'll never see such great welcome even when the president arrives.
what we have install for Mr/Ms Swine so far is this
- 24hr survellience of everyone's temperature who are entering into clinical areas. This is to make sure, you are not too HOT for our dear Swine, if not off you go! HOME!
- masked up! the whole world is maskedd up! and for us, the healthcare workers, its not your normal thin mask, its the N95 masks. a mask which literally left me gasping for air when i transfered a patient to and fro. i think before dear Swine visits me, i die of lack of oxygenation.
Clearly, this guy doesn't smell good
- new gowns just to welcome you dear Swine
some areas of the hospital are doning on GOWNS just to welcome him/her. Can you imagine the sweat they are enduring?!? He/She has a huge fan base.
-limitations to number of visitors
to add to my workload, i'm now a part time security officer. looking out for patients who hv more than 2 visitors visiting at any one time. and not forgetting, they have to come from the 4 norminatnees they've chosen themselves.
-looking out for the colour codes which signifies different things
MOE has set up a traffice light for dear Swine, apparently, he's been speeding. FAST!
dear Swine,
thank you for taking the monotony out of working. i've grown more excited as i awake each day to a day of surprises. After i spend time with God in the morning, i simply hv the urge to on the computer to check your latest news. Whao, you make news faster than any star i've encountered. i wonder if Ms Sar did as well? i heard you are stronger than her. well, thats not surprising since you are a 3 in 1.
Well, you cause me to love my job more and i thank you for that. This is what nursing is about! And i'm loving it.
If i were a pig activist, i'd stood up for you. its just not fair that you are getting all the limelight for this! its a 3 in 1! Flu BABI la. Qing Liu Gan la.
I can see how unfair this is all for you. you must be so stress now huh.
where are your partners in crime? silence? hmm.
Last but not the least, everyone is prepared for your arrival. but of cos, if you are tired and hv run out of energy, you can just return to where you came from, Mexico, i'm sure the pple there miss you so.
love,
xin
